At the end of the hunt…

Posted on Sunday 29 November 2009

I’ll be writing a little followup to a blog post from long ago, but first a quick report of the last few days…

I’ve seen a number of successes this year, and as a first year big game hunter it’s been an extraordinary year.

I started hunting in October 2008.  I managed through my first hunting season on grouse hunts alone, but knew that I wanted to try my hand at other game. Spring brought a few fruitless coyote hunts, but the lure of big game loomed around every country corner. Every trip - deer and more deer, and it seemed only logical to put in for a tag or two.

With access in 230, I put in for a few draws, including antlerless mule.  When the results were out - I printed my tag papers and printed landowner maps, drove the areas we’d be hunting ad nauseum, and practiced regularly with my rifle at the range to get confident with it.

Bird season arrived, and after a number of trips, I managed a single mallard hen.  Well.  That was anti-climactic.

Big game season arrived, and I was armed with the bullets I’d worked with a friend to make, a rifle I was comfortable with, and the desire to find my deer.  We’d had cameras set up for weeks, and knew that we had local deer to shoot - but there was no pattern for we rookies to note.  It was about spot, stalk, and maybe shoot if we were lucky.

We’d spotted only a handful of deer on the camera and even fewer in the flesh through November.

Around the end of the second week, we managed to spot a mule doe in a section that we’d just gotten access to.  My partner set up, and I pushed the bush and apparently the deer we’d spotted right in front of him.  A 50 yard shot and he had his girl in the bag.  No such luck on this side of the truck however, and with hunting days disappearing fast opportunities were few and far between.  Worse - my opportunities were poor opportunities for a first year hunter requiring either great stalking skill or unreasonable shots.

This weekend was go time.

I knew the field I wanted to hunt, I new the area the deer tended to frequent, and I knew the routes across the field to the neighboring quarter of willows.

My hunting partner still had a Whitetail tag to fill, but with one in the bag already, he took the role of push on this hunt.  He dropped me at the southeast corner and waited for me to be in position at the south west end of the quarter before driving to the north end to start his push.

10 minutes before legal, and just before I heard the truck head to the north end, I spotted a doe crossing the field heading north to the treeline and our early season blind.  I radioed my partner and asked if there was any chance that my GPS clock might be out by 10 minutes, because for the first time this season - my first season - I had a shooter on the field. Of course I knew the answer, and the deer moved off behind a rise in the field.  I settled back into a state of righteous disgust and told my partner that I was ready when the clock ticked over for him to head over to the blind.  If he had a shooting opportunity - to take it, and if I spotted anything flushed out, or at my end… well you get the picture.

Before long, less than 5 minutes after legal, my opportunity walked onto the field.  A small whitetail walked across the field through my shooting window.

I glassed quickly and saw what looked like a small buck.  With brush behind him I couldn’t guarantee it wasn’t a doe, but since I was carrying a general tag, and was happy with either, I quickly decided to take my shot.

About 200 yards from me in a small dip in the field, the deer paused.  I pulled the trigger.  Man - did I miss.

Now - I assumed that this deer would be GONE.  He stood there, looking toward me. Not one to pass up the opportunity to rewrite history, I took another shot.

Tail hit the ground, buckle, dirt.  I got on the radio, Deer down! And moments later, I heard the truck in the distance and my partner getting directions to the deer.

I was elated.  A less than ideal shot - but a quick death for the small buck.

Early morning - first light (5min past legal) buck.

We loaded him up for the ride to our gutting spot, and my buddy says to me “Dude. You’ve still got your draw tag. 20 minutes. Lets go.”

We headed back to the quarter where he’d recently gotten his mulie, and slowly rolled onto the field to the rear treed corner.  Without a beat he says “Stop the truck.  Heres my rifle. Your doe is just behind that treeline.”

I fumbled getting out of the truck, still dazed by the buck in the back of the truck.  I got out the door circled around the back of the truck and as I looked toward the treeline, she walked into view.  My jaw dropped.  I put my buddies rifle up - looked through the scope indeed - it was my doe.  She was big, big enough in fact, that I had to really convince myself that she was indeed a doe.  I did and I pulled the trigger.

Rookie.

Put a round in the chamber IDIOT.

I did, and I pulled the trigger.

Effing rookie.

Put a magazine in the gun.

Somehow - she hadn’t caught on that I was there, and was leisurely standing in the clearing.  Why - I didn’t know.

Hunting with a buddy who has the same rifle as you is handy.  I’d cased my gun up after the buck, but kept my magazine with 3 rounds left in my pocket.

I put in the mag, cycled the action and got ready to put her in my crosshairs.

I did, and I pulled the trigger.

Bang. I’d lined her up just behind the shoulder blade - and when it hit - she jumped kicking her hinds into the air.  She headed up to the treeline as I circled to the cab and she went out of view.  The buck that I hadn’t seen to her right then came into view.  A good 5×6 buck followed her into the bush.

I hoped desperately that the shot didn’t gut her - but after 15 minutes of looking, we found her piled up in the brush, bleeding out a hole in her loins.

40 yards of dragging a gutshot pig of a mule doe was NOT what I had in mind - but I’d just filled BOTH my tags in under 45 minutes.

Doe down.  This was my draw doe...

We headed back to our ‘designated’ gutting area on the farm.

This was where the rubber met the road for this new hunter.

I opened her up, and as my first solid breath of gut shot hit my olfactory centre, I puked.  Correction.  I dry heaved.

And again.

And again.

After a drink of water, and some really unpleasant moments, by buddy stepped in and we got the deed done.

I owe him more than half that deer.  I owe him my thanks and deepest respect.  I would have had a VERY long day had he not taken the buck by the horns and worked through that gutting job.  I think it’s going to take me some time to get used to that process.  I know I will but he saved my proverbial bacon. That early morning.

By 1, we were back at home skinning these two season-end deer with another buddy.

My doe weighed out at 96lbs at the butchers tonight.  The buck will be cut in the next few days.

The freezer is full, and I’ve done what I set out to do 14 months ago.

What started a year ago as a soul-search for what hunting meant (see the August issue of Alberta Outdoorsmen “Welcome to Hunting Killer!”) has now come full circle.

We take responsibility for what we do.  We shoot, clean, and consume.

Good and bad, headshot or gutshot, easy or hard.  I hope I can do this for some time.

Next time though, I’ll be gutting with a respirator.  Or a scuba tank.

Whitetail Buck and Mule Doe.

Scratch @ 9:08 am
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Mallard hen. Yes. They do stink. :)

Posted on Saturday 12 September 2009


Mallard hen. Yes. They do stink. :)

Originally uploaded by ‘Scratch’

It’s been a year coming. Having missed waterfowl season last year, this year I’ve eagerly awaited the season opener and first weeks.

We’ve taken a few recon trips - but no serious sits due to a MAJOR lack of water in the province. Ducks unlimited has been a godsend as of the 25 properties we’d scouted, only 3 had water of any kind.

By chance at a visit to the family farm in Bruce (Lance’s family that is) we happened to hear about some DU property close by. On a post-legal-light driveby, we spotted some ducks leaving the area and marked it for a later visit.

Saturday we buzzed the site, and tripped over 70+ birds just waiting. Spooking them away on our entry, we managed to get 3 or 4 good opportunities to drop ducks, and on the final of our first returns lance spotted for me and I managed to drop a nice mallard hen.

Had her tonight for dinner. Great start to the season.

Scratch @ 8:24 pm
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Scratch - deep DEEP undercover.

Posted on Wednesday 2 September 2009


Scratch - deep DEEP undercover.

So what have I learned in the last 24 hours?

1. The purchase of camouflage clothing and ammunition makes a normal person look like a monster to people at WalMart. I find that amusing. Particularly due to the typical (or stereotypical) shopper at said retailer.

2. Nice places with lots of game are almost too far to drive to ‘after-work’.

3. No matter how smart you are, the dumb birds are smarter.

4. Somehow, game has an implicit understanding of which side of a barbed wire fence is “safe” and will migrate there, typically while you aren’t prepared to do anything about it.

5. Getting out in the fresh air is a wonderful thing, even if ‘fresh’ means a rotting slough with 3 feet of rotted vegetation to sink into and beds of stinkweed and thistle to prop yourself up.

6. It’s all that much better when you can share the experience with friends.

Sorry you didn’t make this one Ranger - but you didn’t miss as much as I did.

Scratch @ 7:42 am
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Stove fire. Yeah. It sucked.

Posted on Saturday 22 August 2009

So - a few lessons for everyone - not just me.

If you have a bag of chips you want to keep out of the hands of a two year old, be smart, and don’t put it on the stove.

Make sure you turn on the RIGHT ring, and don’t leave the kitchen if it’s turned on - even for 60 seconds. That’s all this took.

Make sure your smoke detectors work. Ours does, but it wasn’t sensitive enough. If it doesn’t go off when something smokes on the ring, it isn’t. Ours will be replaced tomorrow with a new unit that is more sensitive. (And don’t cheap out.)

Have more than 1 detector. We have two. The one at our basement entrance was also going off at the same time as the upstairs. It’s new, upstairs isn’t.

If you have a fire extinguisher, don’t put it under your sink. Put it somewhere visible. I installed ours, and knew where it was. I ran to my TRUCK to get one, because I KNEW where to get it. (I screamed at Lin to do so, but the truck was locked, and I had to get my keys… this could have cost us our home.) As it was, I had a bottle of monoammonium phosphate (ABC powder) that knocked the flames out in time. Burners will reignite anything… Get it off if you want it to go out… DON’T RISK YOUR SAFETY TO DO SO.

If you feel compelled to swat at the flames to get them out, don’t. Debris will scatter. My toe is proof, as is my Lino.

A damp cloth kept the flames at bay until I returned with the extinguisher, I was prepared at that point to call 911. It was still under control when I returned with the extinguisher. No reignition, no flames, fire out.

Once the fire is under control, EVERY window, door, and opening open. FANS blow with the natural breeze, not against it to get the smoke out. The longer the smoke is in the house, the more risk of smoke damage.

IF THE FIRE WAS NEAR A STOVE FAN: IT IS NOT OVER YET.

You MUST check for extension of the fire into the hood fan vent. IF you see no smoke coming from the outside vent, once all stovetop sources of possible combustion are OUT, TURN ON THE FAN for at least 30 minutes. WATCH THE VENT EXIT FOR ANY SIGN OF SMOKE. If it reignites in the vent, you can call 911. If you don’t, and it smoulders until late night and reignites while you are sleeping - it could be very very bad.

So… Stove is almost clean. Need some replacement knobs and burners. Vent hood will be replaced for one with a fireproof lining, not holes that vent into the cabinets above.

Lino has some burns and will need to be replaced. I guess the insurance company will be getting a a call tomorrow. Or tonight. Hrm. I wonder.

Scratch @ 7:36 pm
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Miquelon Lake

Posted on Wednesday 12 August 2009




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Originally uploaded by ‘Scratch’

It’s been years since I’ve been to Miquelon Lake Provincial Park. To say I was shocked is an understatement. The shock was on several levels.

Firstly - the paid camping areas. Well maintained, organized, clean, did I mention clean? The crew out there is visible, monitors things, and has answers. I like that. It was far too crowded for my liking, but Lin and Ben enjoyed it, despite the overnight chill I hope.

Secondly, the lake. Woah. The water level is far below the level I recall. salinity is high, and in our area, sand was more than limited. That didn’t stop Ben from throwing every rock he could find - but then, it wouldn’t have stopped me either.

If you’re looking for a paid campground that offers a good variety of serviced and unserviced slots - with lake access and plenty to see and do - it’s not a bad option.

Scratch @ 1:30 pm
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Comments (believed to be) from Fraser

Posted on Wednesday 12 August 2009

This blog entry has been moved to a more suitable location.  Please view the article at:

http://www.fiftynorth.ca

Scratch @ 11:34 am
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YouTube Poachers speak post sentencing

Posted on Tuesday 11 August 2009

This blog entry has been moved to a more appropriate location.  It is now hosted at:

http://www.fiftynorth.ca

Scratch @ 5:04 pm
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Of the military…

Posted on Thursday 23 July 2009

Have some great things to share on the Project Healing Waters front - but not JUST yet.  We’re now in talks with the military to short list some possible candidates for a weekend program in late August.  I can’t wait to have the opportunity to work with our service men and women, and give just a little back.  Once there are details, I’ll share. I promise.

While we’re on the subject - this was worth a laugh.

From the “Urban Dictionary” (Urbandictionary.com) comes a BRILLIANT synopsis for the second world war.  Complete, consise, and transparent of politics…

For the original… see: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=World%20War%20II&defid=3821558

Germany invades Czechoslovakia.
Britain & France tell them to stop that bullshit.
Germany invades Poland.
(Russia also invades Poland from the other side: everybody forgets this.)
Britain & France declare war. This is the ‘official’ kick-off.
Italy, Bulgaria, Hungary, & Romania all join the German side. (Everybody forgets the last three.)
Axis forces go through Europe like vindaloo through a colostomy.
Nazis exterminate Jews, gays, gypsies, & the disabled. (everybody remembers the jews but forgets the rest.)
UK holds out.
Russia & the USA don’t do shit.
Entire divisions of Danish, Belgian, Dutch, Norwegian, French & Serbian volunteers join the Axis armies & SS. (everybody forgets this & to listen to them now, they were all in the fucking resistance, which must have been MASSIVE.)
Axis forces invade Russia. Suddenly the Russians don’t think it’s funny any more.
Japan joins the Axis & bombs Pearl Harbor.
Suddenly the US doesn’t think it’s funny any more.
The USA tools up the world, ’cause it’s got more factories than everybody else put together, & they’re out of bomber range.
Axis runs out of steam in Russia, cause Russia’s enormous & bloody freezing.
Allies invade on D-Day… 5 landings: 2 British, 2 American, 1 Canadian. (everybody forgets the Canadians.)
Hitler ends up smouldering in a ditch. Russians find the body & confirm he only had one ball. Seriously.
The US decides invading stuff is a pain in the ass and invents the atom bomb instead. Drops two buckets ‘o sunshine on Japan.
Russians steal half of Europe.
UK’s spent almost every penny it had.
US starts telling everybody how it was all about them, & 64 years later is still doing so.

 

“Some of the World War II guys in the game ‘Call of Duty’ have, like, foreign accents… what’s up with that?”

 

Scratch @ 7:49 am
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Observing Session - 07-01-09-001

Posted on Wednesday 1 July 2009

Well.  I bought a telescope, and figured today would be a great time to start trying to use it.  I can honestly say, I’m pretty happy about it.

Lance picked up a little treat for me this week.  London Drugs (who knew!) brought in a shipment of Celestron “Firstscope” units.  This little dobsonian telescope is just fantastic.  For 50$ you get a 300mm dobsonian with a 20mm wide field, and 4mm high magnification eyepieces.  First - the caveat.  These eyepieces are NOT particularly good.  Replacement is definitely in order, and the first order of business.  Since they are 1.25″ eyepieces though, almost ANY telescope shop will have good quality replacement Plossl eyepieces.

Using the Edmund scientific 21.5 that Lance passed me alongside his now retired ETX-60 Meade scope, this little telescope kicks some pretty substantial ass for novice observing.

The Moon…
Crater Eratosthenes sat just in daylight on the terminator.  For a 58km wide crater, it stuck out like a sore thumb with the coma ridden 4mm Celestron eyepiece, but was still well defined and must look amazing up close.  Mare Imbrium and the Appeninus Montes were well defined, and it’s amazing to think of the violent past of our little Moon.

Rupes Recta - that strange little straight line in Mare Nubium alongside Crater Birt was visible, but took some doing.  I knew where to look, and could discern it - but a day sooner would have given me enough shadow relief to make it out clearly.

Lastly Crater Newton to Crater Scott outlined the last visible elements at the south pole terminator.  As much as I could pick out along the terminator, it was those few elements that stole my attention tonight.

Stars and Deep space:

I bounced about pretty aimlessly when it came to stars.  I toured around Cygnus, and found the cluster housing the North American Nebula.  Too much light pollution to see any nebulousity I’m afraid, but I know where to look now.

Vega is one bright mother, white blue to my eyes, Arcturus too.  I scanned about quite aimlessly, noting close pairs of stars across the sky until I bumped into Cassiopeia which is my ‘pointer’ constellation to the Andromeda galaxy, which I was able to spot once, barely above the light pollution and the ‘never dark’ north sky.  Also in the area is the Perseus double cluster, which eluded me.

Planets:

Though I now see in Starry Night that Saturn was visible for a time, I spent my evening waiting for Jupiter to rise in the east.  As promised by Lance, it most definitely does NOT look like a star.  Yellowy/Orange would best describe the planet in the eyepiece, with two distinct bright spots on one side, and 8ish diameters to the other side another visible point of light.

.  . O                 .

Just align those dots with the centre of the planet, and that was the layout.  Io, Ganymede, Jupiter, and a long gap to Callisto (left to right) with Europa and the others impossible to spot.

I think it’s time to pick up a new eyepiece and a finder scope for this thing.  What a great little portable scope!

If you’re looking for an ultra compact and capable wide-field scope, that you can dial the power up on, this is a great little unit.

http://www.celestron.com/c3/product.php?ProdID=568

Scratch @ 12:28 am
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Plaid forever! Viva la Plaid!

Posted on Monday 22 June 2009

It’s happening again folks.  While I’m still cheesed that Darryl and the Gang wouldn’t consider a stop in the arctic (ok… Edmonton Canada) they’re now less than a month from the tour and a number of creative agencies and progressive potential clients will get the treat of meeting one of the coolest agencies I’ve ever experienced.

They bill themselves as the ‘coolest agency in the land’. Having worked with some of the ‘bigs’ like DDB and the ’smalls’ like Edmonton’s own Snowglobe - they are most definitely one of the coolest in the land.  That’s not to be taken as a ‘dis’ against the ‘bigs’ or especially the ’smalls’ as they all bring great things to the table, but Darryl and his crew really do have the full package.  Branding, media, web-integration, social media, etc - they’ve got the skills to pull it off.

I just wish they were closer to me, or I closer to them.  I know that we’d work with them in a heartbeat (we being my employer) and I have the utmost respect for their opennes, humility, and work ethic.

If you are in the Motor city, or along the route through the mid-west to New Orleans, you really should be watching for the plaid wagon - a visit would be most excellent.

Check out the tour at http://www.plaidnation.com and Plaid - The Agency at http://www.thinkplaid.com

- G.

Scratch @ 1:20 pm
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